unpresentable:

unpresentable:

Who else in here forget whatever you need to do when you’re on Tumblr

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

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laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

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rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry

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sixpenceee:

I’ve been reading cracked.com since high school because their website is very entertaining & funny. But I just stumbled across this article "5 Things I Learned as A Sex Slave In Modern America" and my heart is absolutely torn. 


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